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SHITTIN'
LETTUCE
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How it works
SALAD
DEFENDER
Let the good food land in the bowl. Lettuce, veggies, berries, corn and cheese all build your salad.
Slash the suspect lettuce — wilted, browning, shifty-eyed (hats don't fool anyone). Slashing innocent food costs points and stings your gut.
Miss one and it happens. Splats drain your gut health — good food and finished salads heal it back. Empty gut, game over.
Stay alert. Outbreak waves, point rushes, and the occasional unexplained splatter. No one knows where those come from.
Score
0
×1
Gut Health
SALAD SAVED!
INCIDENT REPORT
Potluck Safety Division CASE #0000
0
Final score
0:00
Shift survived
0
Salads saved
0
Outbreaks contained
0
Incidents
CASE CLOSED
YOU WIN!
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Longest rally: 12 · 2:31
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